i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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