I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize