your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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