How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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