it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have tasted many bathrooms
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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