Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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