Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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