New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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