i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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