Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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