There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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