Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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