Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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