she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
These tits shall not be calmed
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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