I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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