i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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