i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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