i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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