if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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