I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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