Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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