her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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