Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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