My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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