I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I love you. Go after that dick
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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