today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm always down for nudity.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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