therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today