with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
