Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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