K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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