He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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