His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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