I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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