Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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