idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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