that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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