Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize