Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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