ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just googled if crying burns calories
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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