idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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