don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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