I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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