On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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