Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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