Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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