oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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