I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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