me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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