nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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