People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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