Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i've created a new STD.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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