The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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