Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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