Michael Bay diarrhea
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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