I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's the barista slut.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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