Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
cat food counts as protein by the way
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
They took my balls.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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